sharon's little bloggie

For fun! :)

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
a man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
a woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
to be happy with a man, u must understand him a lot and love him a little.
to be happy with a woman, u must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
a woman has the last word in any argument.
anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING U ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "U're next!"
they stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Have a good laugh! :)