最近，我都觉得怪怪的。。
可是，我又不知道是哪里出了问题。。
只觉得心里闷闷的。。
是我想太多了吗？
可能吧。。
啊~~~ 好繁啊~~~
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Sharon Chan
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bus luck?! wat lai?! each time i'm goin back to taiping, what kind of bus will i get to sit loh.. haiz~ one word can describe all..
SUEY!
never once i got a nice seat on the bus 1.. everytime sure got thing happen 1.. my place's air-cond 漏水 lah........ all busuk busuk ppl sitting beside me lah........ n da worst, taking the blue omnibus (the bus that we used to pay a few cents to take when we r in primary school time!) from setiawan to taiping.. no air-cond 1!! somemore the weather damn hot! luckily stil got wind.. but i had my worst hair day after that ride! =.="
kanasai~~~~~~ i really cannot sit bus liao!! i wan a car!!!!!! who can sponsor me???
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Sharon Chan
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For fun! :)
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
a man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
a woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
to be happy with a man, u must understand him a lot and love him a little.
to be happy with a woman, u must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
a woman has the last word in any argument.
anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING U ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "U're next!"
they stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Have a good laugh! :)
