sharon's little bloggie

I'VE GOT A JOB!

don't know whether it's a good news or bad news. i got a job and will start to work beginning of next month. so fast huh?!

yesterday, i went for an interview at KPMG pg. guess what, the interview took me for almost 3 hours! =.=" the first one and half hour were used to fill up the application form, write an essay of 300 words and answer 10 stupid accounting questions. later, another one hour was used for the real interview. luckily, during the interview, the manager talked more than me! the manager was so friendly. hahaha~ well, that's good also. i don't have to crack my head to sell off myself. after the interview, i was informed to report myself to work on 2nd jan. wow~ so fast?! i thought i will need to go back home and wait for confirmation. i guess this is what they call efficiency! hahaha~

2 wks left. i need to find a room to stay, transportation and clothings. haiz~ so many preparation to do! namo namo~ may god bless me everything sun sun lei lei! haha~

finally, it's over!! it's all over!! say bye bye to ACCA exams forever!! hopefully...... hehe~ and not forgotten, bye bye to INTI forever!! i'm no longer a 'suiyee' (waterfish)! yeah!! haha~ from now on, i will sleep as much as i can. if possible, i wanna hibernate. haha~ coz....... saying bye bye to exams means saying hi to employment. routine, boring work everyday from 9am to 5pm. haiz~ i think i'm gonna miss study life again that time! :)

it's 12am now. and it's 3 dec 2008. but, it's also the exam week! last paper d, don't play play. need to study even though it's my big day! haiz~ kelian de me~ seems like the piles of notes and past year questions will be my birthday cake!

11 days left to finals.. can't wait.. not much space left in my brain to save everything.. and i dunno how long i can remember it.. exam fast fast come.. let me flood u with everything in my brain now!!

last 2 papers.. no matter what, must pass this time.. i wanna graduate!!!!!!! don't wanna live with all those thick thick textbooks anymore!!

add oil! add oil! add oil!

finals, here i come!! got u no me.. KILL!!!!!!!

At first I love INTI
But INTI loves my money
I ask money from daddy
But daddy asks mummy
Mummy goes to INTI
And find out why INTI's so greedy
The lift always mati
And the guards look like monkey
That's why I started to hate INTI

INTI don't love me
What for I love INTI
All they need is money
Nothing but money, money and money

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
No wonder they're so lousy
And their faces look so funny
Like Talos the mummy

Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI
But they never plant more trees
All because they want to save money
Make all students feel hot to mati

First I entered INTI I got no kaki
Later I found someone likes to play tai tee
Then I started don't want to study
Here we can find a lot of kaki judi
That's why we must blame INTI

Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy
Even the lecturers are more pretty
I always want to date them for tea
But I always kejar they always lari

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si
People said his pucuk already mati
Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi
That's why loh people say he is 'cc'

He likes to tell jokes to everybody
But his joke never funny
Sometimes people thinks that his crazy
Dr. Lim so pity

INTI's toilets really smelly
No water no api
Even you haven't pee
You want to lari
Always complain they also say soli soli

Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality
Instead everyone knows they are lousy
INTI motive just to earn more money
So that they can pay lecturers salary
And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi
Waterfish like us always press by INTI
Just to tipu more more money

That is all the story about INTI
Which loves money
But after all I still come to INTI
To contribute money

(u r not in INTI?
u r very lucky
coz INTI cant bluff ur money
just cabut n jangan kembali~!!)

Student of INTI
noway to lari
already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)
plz tell everybody
jangan kena tipu lagi

i'm sick again loh~~
yesterday vomit n now flu~~
haiyoo~~
cham loh~~
how cum my antibody so weak d 1?!
always sick nia~~
somemore every time also wake up nia 'kena' liao~~
no symptom at all~~
the night before i'm still very healthy 1~~
haiz~~
faster recover loh~~
i need to do my revision loh~~
no time liao!!

最近，我都觉得怪怪的。。
可是，我又不知道是哪里出了问题。。
只觉得心里闷闷的。。
是我想太多了吗？
可能吧。。
啊~~~ 好繁啊~~~

bus luck?! wat lai?! each time i'm goin back to taiping, what kind of bus will i get to sit loh.. haiz~ one word can describe all..

soooooooo boring........

sien~

sien~~

sien~~~

zzZZZZ~~~~

=.="

For fun! :)

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
a man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
a woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
to be happy with a man, u must understand him a lot and love him a little.
to be happy with a woman, u must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
a woman has the last word in any argument.
anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING U ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "U're next!"
they stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Have a good laugh! :)

I PASSED MY ACCA EXAMS!!!!!!

YES YES YES!!!!!!

i'm so so so happy!!!

was so worried yesterday nite til can't sleep well~

but, i've made it!!!

altho the marks are very low~

but i achieved wat i wanted d~

i'm satisfied!

felt so reliefed now~

thank godness!!

thanks alot for blessing me!! ^^

omg!! the illness virus is spreading everywhere.. once not paying attention, u wil sure kena!! haiz~ i'm one of the example.. got overtaken by peiying's illness virus.. haha~ 2 days fever, 2 days sorethroat, now cough and flu come together!! so suey~ not me only, tom and bee hoe also overtaken.. wa~ never know that ur virus so keng hor?! haha~

virus virus, fast fast go away!! shu shu shu~ and may d others get well soon too.. ^^

yesterday was a public holiday for dunno wat wat ishrak & mikraj.. watever it is, the important thing is........... it's a holiday!! yeah~ so, we went for shabu shabu at bandar puteri there for dinner.. there r 5 of us.......... me, eva, penguin, sendo and tom.. rita was to join us at first but she couldn't caught a taxi to fetch her there as it was a traffic jam period.. haiz~ so upsetting.. couldn't meet rita.. so long never see u d!!~

the food there was nice and i had a wonderful dinner.. after dinner, we had to catch a taxi to the ktm station.. it was 10pm and there was 5 of us.. there were rarely a taxi passed by.. fortunately, we stil caught a taxi.. but, he at first refuse to take us as it's against the rule to bring 5 passengers.. after a long bargaining, he agreed to fetch us to the nearest lrt station which is bukit jalil.. as i am the smallest size among all, i hv to squeeze in and the other 3 sitting behind wil cover me as if that there r only 4 people in the taxi.. haha~ luckily, we reach the lrt station safely..

yesterday, went to time square coz pei ying's treating for her birthday.. before going for chicken buffet, i went for the fish spa.. RM38 for half n hr.. quite expensive but my leg really very pain d after the walk in sg wang in the noon.. so............. hehe~

at first, it feels very itchy! i can't help myself fr screaming when the fishes are biting my leg.. really very itchy! can't tahan loh! hehe~ but after a while, got used to it d.. no more that itchy.. after that half n hr of spa, there r really differences.. my leg become smoother alot! what a miracle! haha~ wil try it again nx time..

today, i woke up at around 12.30pm.. hehe~ when i prepared to go to toilet for teeth brushing n shower, i found that i'm locked fr outside.. guess wat, my roommate locked the padlock outside with me stil inside the room sleeping! haha~ so funny!! she forgotten that my holidays finished n i'm already back to hostel..

i quickly take my hp n called my roommate.. she also dunno that she locked me in the room!! she wil only be back in an hr or more.. har?! as i juz wake up n still blur blur, i tot that i hv to wait til she's back only i can get out fr my room.. then, i remember that i hv a padlock key at pei ee's place.. so, quickly called her to save me.. luckily, she's in the hostel.. if not, i really dunno how liao..

thx to pei ee for saving me out!! haha~ ^^

i'm back to nilai loh!! 3 wks of holidays juz passed like dat.. so fast!! haiz~ i stil haven't rest enough leh!! wuwu~ >.<

i reached hostel at around 10pm juz now.. when i open my room's door.. OMG!! my room really like sampah thang!! thick dust everywhere, dirty floors.. all thx to inti for doing dat stupid renovation!! so, wat to do?! clean up lah!! the pail of water at first was transparent n after finish wiping the rack, table, chair, windows, etc........... the water turn into black colour!! yucks!! so gerli!! finish wiping those things doesn't mean my cleaning job is over.. stil alot more to go.. nx, the floor which is the most difficult part!! big big dusts here n there.. after sweeping, mop.. same case.. transparent water turned into black water at the end.. the floor is really really terrible!! i think i mop for at least 2 or 3 times d, but stil feel the floor is dirty.. but, i really no strength d.. so, juz leave it like dat.. the cleaning took me almost 2 hrs to finish up!! juz to clean a small room need 2 hrs!! haha~ i guess u can imagine how dirty my room is!!

finally................. very very very tired now.. cannot tahan d!! hv to sleep d.. nitez!!~

phew~ finally, finish all exams n it's time for........ HOLIDAYS!! yeah!! hv been waiting for it such a long time d.. at last, can hv my really relaxing time n enjoy myself to the fullest.. actually, the most enjoying part is can sleep on my own comfortable bed n quiet room.. no need to bear wif all the stupiak construction noise pollution at my hostel d!! finally can let my ear drums to hv a good rest.. the other thing is the internet connection.. no need use the so called stupiak 'broadband' connection!

i'm now lying on my comfortable queen size bed, in my own quiet room, using streamyx, downloading forensic heroes ep 20, writing my blog.. haha~ very enjoy rite?! i think i wil bcum a piggy over the nx 3 wks of da holidays.. muz replace back my sleep loh.. now my eyes really looks exactly like a panda! everyday 8am waken up by the stupiak cement mixing machine alarm clock! insufficient sleep really makes me feel very 'pek chek' the whole day.. do wat also not correct.. abit thing nia can get angry like crazy! haha~

anyway, i'm out fr the hell place d now! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!~

noises noises noises! annoying noises! this is the only sound i heard this few days.. n guess where i heard it? in my own room in inti hostel! funny huh?! i'm living in a college hostel or in a construction site?! haha~ i'm not sure too! stupid me! paying to stay in a construction site!

wat the hell inti?! renovating the ground floor of the hostel block now while the 4 floors above is full with residents?! early early 8am sharp switch on the cement mixing machine! never care about those who are stil sleeping dat time! somemore the machine is juz right below my room! imagine my life now in a construction site! noises from cement mixing machine, drilling sound.. i'm really getting crazy soon! somemore havin my finals now.. how to study woh like dis?! so stress d rite now somemore hv to listen to this kind of noises! is inti goin to pay me if i really get crazy?!

one down, another one to go on nx tue.. today, i've sat for ACCA P4 exam.. haiz~ so disappointed nia! study so much also no use 1 ah! waste my time only! really suey! only 50% of the questions i know how to answer.. the others all use 'machine gun' tembak 1! crap watever i know altho it's not related to the question.. the 50% dat i know also dunno whether answered correctly anot.. haiz haiz haiz~ no mood d now! y dis yr everything like not moving to the way i wan it to be?! wat the hell! i dun wanna take the exam again! fade up of studyin the same subject d! really hope that i can pass this.. altho i know the probability is really really small! =.=

time wil never stop, the day wil stil pass.. 5th of June is juz around the corner.. NEXT WEEK!! finally, after 5 mths of lecture n studies, the most scariest day is there waiting for me again! ACCA FINAL EXAMS!! the most terrifying moment.. coz even how well i'm prepared, how confident i am before the exam, but when i'm in the exam hall, while flipping thru the question paper n find out that none of the questions are familiar to me! no matter how much exercises questions i've done, how many past yr papers i've done, the exam questions wil never b easy..

haiz~ i wonder how the examiner sets the questions? how can he let himself not to repeat any of the questions? how can he think n created so many questions that make us so difficult in answering it?! without cracking the brain to the fullest, i'll never be able to understand wat the questions actually want! really 佩服 the examiner loh! how can his brain remember each of the questions that he set before so that he dun set a similar question? moreover, i dun think the examiner is stil young now.. haha~

neway, stil hv to face the day.. can't run away!! i wanna graduate!! altho i've finished my revision n attempted all the past yr papers n questions in the revision kit, but i'm stil scare scare! i need more luck.. so, wish me luck! i really need it alot! may god bless me! popi popi~ hehe~ n not forgotten, good luck to those takin acca exams too!

since the last weekend, i've been encountering problems with inti internet connection! i tot when weekend the line should b faster coz every1 went back.. but......... all my webpages can't load except inti online.. 'connection timeout' and 'the connection was reset' are the only result i get on the webpages! wat the hell! even google also can't load! keep refreshing also useless! msn can sign in but msg can b sent out.. initially, i tot it was my laptop's prob.. so, the only thing i can do is juz keep quiet.. then, when my roommate's back, she's havin the same prob too.. so, this have ntg to do wif my laptop.. it's da connection sucks! i think my home's tmnet 1515 is even alot better than inti's connection!

til yesterday, really can't tahan with the stupid connection d.. so, log into inti online to make a complaint coz it's the only webpage that is assessable.. in the forum, there's already loads of complaints about the connection in hostel.. wow~ inti's student really good at complaining! hahaha~ without thinking twice, i drop a complaint too! after that, went to the street party and left my laptop on.. came back at around 11pm.. the line's stil not working.. so, i disconnected and reconnect again.. surprisingly, the line's working very very well! even the movies downloading in thunder also moves quite fast.. really muz make some complaint only they wil let me online 1 ah!

then, i checked inti online again and INSO replied me by saying that they wil send some1 to come check my internet performance.. so, i said, come after 11am and before 4pm tmr.. guess wat, a guy came at 11.50am! wow~ never wonder that their efficiency is so good! but, the line's stil sucks! however, when the guy's here, the line seems like working perfectly.. wat the hell! when they are not here, the line walks like snail! when they're here, da line super fast! swt~ as the line's working, so, da guy juz drop by for a while.. after a few hrs, OMG! it's back to da 'connection timeout' thing again! aiyooooooo~